And how do they always end up driving in front of me?

Yesterday, on the way into work, I run across a guy in a hy-rail truck, who drives slower and slower and slower until he finally stops dead on the expressway, pulls over, and starts yapping on his cellphone. Traffic is heavy enough that I can’t get around him until he gets to the median. And I nearly get creamed by the horde behind me.

We didn’t need Christopher Columbus. This shit proves that the earth is round. No way this guy would EVER have gotten ahead of me if he hadn’t started eighteen years ago,in Peru.

Christ, I need some coffee.