After your morning shower
You should put your glasses on.
That way you can distinguish between the travel size Crest and the Preparation H.
On the plus side, my roids are now minty-fresh.
Glad I didn’t brush my teeth first.
Thatisall.
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Been there, done that, brushed my teeth with Desitin…
Did it burn?
No.
But I’ve used a whole tube. I’mthinking about buying a case. Keepiong it next to my goop
Has young Maxwell been following your butt (literally) around with particular interest today?
Yeah, That would’ve sucked.
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Keep on using the Crest, Hushpuppy Boy. Maybe it’ll do something about the plaque buildup in your tighty-whities.
hey, Zonk: they now have White Fence Farms takeout hushpuppies. With gen-yoo-wyne corn. Want I should freeze some and send ’em your way?
As for the Plaque buildup, that’s why I wear dark undies. The tighty-whitey baconstrips are just no fun at all.
I confused jock itch cream with my crest on a business trip once.
Hushpuppies are off the damn menu now, dude. All thanks to you and your damned Gold Bond powder.
BTW – have you tried the new Crest Whitestrips suppositories?
Wanna come help me with that, mullet boy?
I love this site — you guys come up with the most off the wall things!
Gee, I’m flattered. Really. But no.
::backs away slowly::
Yeah, if you had brushed your teeth with the Preparation H, you would have had shrinking gums.