We have a winner!
Who couldn’t be more of a loser. Elwood “Bunky” Bartlett of Nottingham, MD has won the Mega Millions. Oh, there were other winners, but they HAD to post THIS GUY’s mug all over the place.
Christ on a cracker. I hope he uses some of that dough to get his face fixed. The damned thing MUST hurt, it’s KILLING me.
Now I know that if i ever win the Lotto, I won’t be the biggest loser to win, nor the ugliest motherfucker.
Dag. That looks like me after I had all four wisdom teeth pulled.
I’ll bet lots of women are suddenly going to find him wildly attractive! What do you think?
Dude’s head is shaped like a pear. A fucking pear.
Unreal.
“Bunky?”
You’ve GOT to be fucking kidding me.
Kill me now.
I shall refrain from making fun of pear headed freaks with ridiculous names who have the money to have every single person who ever insulted them hunted down and killed by ninjas.
Did I say “pear headed freak”?
Sigh…
(loads double-aught “Ninja repellent” into Rem 870)
Those pouches in his face are where he keeps extra food.
I think he’s a lovely fellow and I suspect he’ll be wanting to make a large donation to the Nation of Volunteers Foundation for all the good works it can do with the money.
[Think he’ll buy that compliment?]
An excellent idea, Mrs D, I hope you put that suggestion to him posthaste.