You know, I’m generally not a vindictive type. People fuck with me, I put it down to the general asshattedness of people. I’m not petty enough to go after people just because they’re idiots, I’d be busy 24/7.

Once in a while, though…

A couple weeks ago, someone cut off a good friend of mine in traffic. That wasn’t bad enough, but the person followed my friend to her place of business and created trouble with her boss.

This kind of asshattery can not go unpunished, says I.

I called up a friend of mine and asked for her help, and one night, late at night, I slipped a pair of her used frilly panties (actually, a Victoria’s secret thong) in the open window of his car. The family car, that is.

Now, I don’t know what the conversation sounded like, when his wife found the panties in their car. I don’t know what the argument was like.

But I know he’s sleeping in a hotel these days.

Do NOT fuck with me or my family or friends.