I fucking HATE cottage cheese. Have I mentioned that before? I hate it. Just for the record.

Also: Cottage cheese and hot & spicy V-8 combine in your large intestine to form a substance responsible for more air freshener sales than almost anything. Well, anything you can eat on a liquid diet. Gyros and onion rings washed down with lukewarm Leinenkugel’s Bock beats it hands down any day, but until I can get back to eating more normally I’m stuck with this.