Fucktard of the Month: Jeremy Clarkson
I watch BBC America fro time to time, and yesterday I stumbled on a show I hadn’t seen before. It’s called “Top Gear” and it’s about cars, so I think, hey, why not?
And then I get to listen to Jeremy Clarkson flapping his jaws.
This asslicking socialist fucktard, who only speaks english because America prevented his country from ending up in the hands of Hitler, was welcoming Brian Cox back to “the land of REAL freedom”.
I was absolutely flabbergasted.
As a cite for what he was referring to, he said “Someone threw a rock at my car because I had a “Hillary for President” sticker on it.”.
Well, duh. Lissenup, you anencephalic talking head: You only make a living because of America and Americans. If not for us your whole country would be busy making scones for East German Apparatchiks.
Do a little research about this asswipe, and you’ll find he has made a pretty good living out of being an ass to everyone he meets. Do me a favor, will you? Ignore him. Now that you’ve heard of him, give him the recognition he deserves: None.
And Jeremy: Freedom is FREEDOM. It’s not what YOU think it should be. You wouldn’t know what freedom was if it jumped up and bit you on your saggy british ass, you vile pile of bile.
*Sigh*
I wouldn’t say that Clarkson is a socialist. In fact, few people within the borders of the UK anger the socialists of Britain more than he does. It’s just unfortunate that he has such a visceral and irrationally powerful anti-American streak, and the abrasiveness to really get up your noses with it. The Hillary sticker? I haven’t seen that episode, but I doubt he really believes it. Just fishing for a reaction.
Abrasiveness, exaggeration and deliberate offence is, of course, his whole routine, and as you say it’s made him a nice living. Why would he drop it, when he’s done so well out of it? Normally it’s a good thing, mostly he tends to piss off the sort of people who really, urgently, badly need to be pissed off. Environmental groups and most of our politicians probably have aneurysms just thinking about the man. Most of the more liberty inclined in this country like him for that, but whenever he turns on the anti-americanism I cringe, because it’s stupid, overdone and being rude to the wrong people.
So, a successful professional arsehole, but not a socialist.
Hm. He seems pretty hard left to me, but I’ll take your word for it- I certainly won’t be watching anything else he’s on, and I reccomend others do the same. I like most how he accuses Americans of inbreeding- well, maybe that does happen here, but we don’t crown them monarchs and put them in charge. Still the fucktard of the month.
Well, at least these days the monarch has no actual power, thus reducing the number of inbreeds any man actually has to deal with. Instead the politicians have power, which is just as bad. Seriously though, it’s a little rich him accusing Americans of inbreeding. Most of the people I went to school with had family trees showing worrying duplication of roles, and possibly webbed feet. Stagnant gene pool, you might say.
Top Gear is truly hated by the higher-ups in the BBC, because while espousing lots of values they despise, it’s very popular so they can’t justify cancelling it.
“…yesterday I stumbled on a show I hadn’t seen before.”
Darnit Og. You must have missed the email I’d sent you some months back with a link to an episode of Top Gear that I knew you’d love. I guess now I know why you never said anything. I’ll search for it and send it again if you want.
Alas, it’s unfortunate this was your first exposure to Clarkson. Yes, it is the BBC’s top drawing show, so JQ is very right.
PS. Just because I’m currently in Ile-de-France, don’t think that has mellowed me much. It’s a crying shame these fools never learned from their own bloody history.
LOL! JQ, around here, people’s family trees do often resemble croquet wickets.
As far as Clarkson is concerned, let him say any of that shit to an American, and let him learn what freedom is. Meanwhile, if not a liberal, he is at least a coward.
heh, not that I ever watch BBC America, but thanks for letting know what to avoid.
(catching up on some old posts)
…. the BBC is absolutely FILLED with shows like that….. I wrote them off a long, long time ago….
Uh, no. America prevented his country from ending up in the hands of
Hitlerthe Kaiser.Jeremy Clarkson hard left?! What fucking planet are you Neo-Con cunts on anyway?!
Ed: The planet of reality, you asswipe.