Alright
It is high time for Dick to return to blogging.
Everyone leave your enticement in the comments.
I’d threaten- as I often do- to show up at his house (as I know where he lives) in neon-purple socks and a sumo wrestler’s Mawashi– but I suspect he’d like it.
And yes, I’d warn The Mrs first so she could be elsewhere.
Dick, I will show up wearing a yellow thong at your house unless you start again — you have seen me , Dick and you do not want that to happen.
Dick,
Friday’s aren’t the same without having to suppress the almost irresistible urge to scratch my retinas out of my skull after viewing your Fattie Friday post.
I just couldn’t look away.
If Dick doesn’t start blogging again, then somebody is going to start messin’ with Texas.
And that goes for Kelly, too.
Never gonna happen.
I have too much fun stirring the pot now that I’m a professional troll.
Horsecrap. You have a duty- nay, an obligation to those who want to see Fattie Fridays return.