Expose’
My junk has been leaking out of my drawers all day- and I have an atomic wedgie.
You can clearly see the outline of my enormous balzac through my khakis.
I’d go fix this but the women staring is sort of turning me on.
The restraining orders are kind of an inconvenience.
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You’re drinking again, aren’t you?
:o)
If only.
Oh. God. (shudders)
Too much info. Way too much.
swmbo
The perils of wearing too-loose skivvies and driving too tall of a truck (sans steprails) are that upon hoisting yourself into the cab, gravity acts upon the package, sending the twins plummeting out the gaping BVD leghole. Then the act of seating my capacious posterior in the seat tightens up the crotchetal-region fabric, causing the leg elastic to act as a strangulating ligature upon the scrote. Much pain can ensue.
Ever see a fat man dance around in a truck cab with one hand on the wheel, and the other hand desperately rearranging matters inside his trousers? It’s a sight to behold…
El Cap, I’ve done that dance many times. I call it “Rearrangeing the furniture” or “Placing my tray table in the upright and locked position”
I did that dance once in a canoe. The question was posed, “Playing with your persona?”
[…] Pascal reminds me that if I had a pair of Magic Underwear I might not have had the problems detailed below […]
I *love* these posts. They’re so educational for us women.
Not to mention… extremely entertaining :))
Seems like the place and time to ask…
Anyone’s boys wear out their trousers crotch like mine do?
Indeed, OA. Sometimes the combination of the wear and jungle rot makes them downright disturbing.
Pascal reminds me that if I had a pair of Magic Underwear… or sumptin.
You’re so not French, oui, oui.
Duct tape…….
If the problem goes the other way, use WD40.
No need to thank me.
…… Mr. C.
This is why I do not wear boxers. My boys need a home…not a tent flap.
Mr Completely is on the right track…almost. What you need is Dict Tape.
Elisson, I’ve seen you in boxers, as well as a lot of the rest of blogdom. Pull the other one, it has bells on it.