Steve is talking food again.

Now, I loves me a good steak. I prefer one that has some serious texture, but I have to be careful what wiht the surgery. So tender helps me digest better. But: other than gristle, the tenderest a piece of meat is, is when it is raw.

No, I’m not suggesting you go out and eat raw meat. In fact, it’s a pretty good way to get some nasty intestinal parasites, if you’re not careful.

But I have a butcher I trust. And he’s good. SO once in a while I stop by and he gets me nice big rib-eyes, or filets. Depending on the source, they’re pretty good. So I stop by the butcher shop- this is, six, eight years ago, now, and get myself a hunk of real prime.

And damned near got myself arrested.

See, I was hungry. ANd when it came right down to it, I wasn’t going to cook this thing a whole lot, and I figured, if I’m barely going to introduce this meat to the flame, why bother at all? SO I’m in the parking lot next to Jewel, chowing down, and a cop pulls up.

“Sir, you wantto step out oif the car?”
So I get out, still holding my lunch.
“You want to drop that meat?”
“I’ll put it down on this plastic. I just paid eight bucks for it”

Apparently there had been some complaint by someone who saw me gnawing on a three pound hunk of raw beef in the car, and he felt as if it had to come to an end. After some discussion I agreed to leave and eat my lunch away from prying eyes, and wipe the blood off my shirt and face.

People are such busybodies. I mean if a guy wants to chew on a big hunk of raw meat, what’s the problem?