hey Vern!
Man, I used to love those commercials. And Jim Varney was the best. God, but that man was so ugly, he made ME look cute.
Where was I? Oh, hell, You need to go Here.
Those of you who are regular readers will recognize this guy immediately Others- well, not so much. Anyway, scroll down and look a the links. And he’ll be guest posting here once in a while.

Heh. Someone “big,” no doubt.
A really, really big someone.
{{{shudder}}}
“Santasm” is going to give me nightmares.
Thank you for that link, Og. And Merry Christmas.
Isn’t that special?