The holidays quite the rest
I know the Ogwife did her best
To outdo the ogmom with her food
I felt like such a lucky dude
I sampled cakes and pies and nog
(I ate much like a full grown hog)
I let myself go until sunday
And back to sparseness I went, monday
I ate my normal spartan fare
and back to normal BM’s where-
I dropped a log that didn’t sink!
It didn’t float- what do you think?
It hover’d suspended in the bowl
All that rich food took it’s toll
the turd bobbed an inch between
the bottom and top- a submarine!