Global Climate Normalization.

Due to the unbridled rape of our environment by the evil oil companies and the nasty bushitleralliburton cabal, Mothjer Gaeia faces a looming crisis: The weather will CONTINUE TO HAPPEN.

People who live in the south will have hot summers and mild winters, hurricanes will continue to pound coastlines, floods will occur in areas with excess rain, and the grass will die in areas of drought. in other words, things will continue to be HORRIFYINGLY TERRIBLY THE same. As they always have been. With some summers being hotter and some cooler, and some winters being colder and others warmer.

The HORROR! WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN IMMEDIATELY AND PUT AN END TO THIS NOT PUTTING AN END TO ANYTHING!