Only a woman
Would bitch about not having a link to her blog, which BEGINS with the following
Your readership and commentary are welcome here. While I realize anonymity is not completely possible in this environment, incoming referral links are my kryptonite; please use them sparingly.
Jees. This is why I left my first wife. OR why she left me, Or.. something.
14 comments Og | Uncategorized
I don’t even understand what she’s bitching about.
I know her as a valued friend, and so do you.
We must respect her wishes, lest she cut our balls off.
So, which wish should we respect; the one not to be linked, or the one to be linked? ROFLMAO!! When you worry that one out, amigo, clue me in, for I are dumb as a bag of hammers on this count.
As for me, I’ll just shut the fuck up, and stand in the corner, covering my balls, just in case she decides to go Edward Scissor Hands.
That’s probably a good strategy, and the one I intend to adopt myself.
Wow. Schizoid. Bet she’s for the Hildebeast.
Actually, she’s a sweetheart,Mo, I just like pulling her leg, and ducking when she swings at me.
D’oh! Inserting foot.
To the subject of Og’s post, please accept my apologies for my snarkiness!! (Note to self to first email a request for context, and be slow to comment!)
>_
dude, whateva. i lifted the link ban years ago. then for a while there was that spoof troll.
i just never updated the header, sorries, really don’t know where i keep it.
i know you love me. this is just petty minion gathering, and frankly, it’s beneath you.
There isn’t anything beneath me. Oh, wait, something flat and crushed. Hey! there’s the remote.
“i lifted the link ban years ago.”
when you first considered me “worthy” to know the location of the “new” blog, you specifically asked me not to link to it. This was less than a year ago.
sweets, “years ago” was a sarcastic exaggeration. although blog years like dog years are longer than calendars account for.
this is exactly why i left my first response, simply to play the part of the psychobitch that you’ve come to expect and love in me. btw, i love you too, ya big meany.
pphhhbblllttt!!!
So does this mean my balls are safe?