Fucktard of the Month.
yesterday, on my way into work, I noticed the Fucktard of the Month, right in front of me!
Mr Olds Bravada was in the 294/88 exit, which is two lanes all the way to the end, where it goes to one lane.
he was weaving back and forth so that nobody could get in front of him. Convinced that this somehow helped. When the lane finally narrowed to one he blasted forward and dodged between cars so he could go to the first empty toll lane. And then he drove liek an ass all the way to his office.
Which was RIGHT NEXT DOOR to MY office.
An incredibly busy parking lot. Packed full. And no video surveillance. So the poor guy will never be able to find out who unscrewed his valve stem cores, leaving all four tires and spares flat. In 9 degree weather. How inconvenient for him.
13 comments Og | Uncategorized
Believe me I’ve wanted to react in a similar manner, but the class 8 truck I drive is generally out of place in an employee parking lot – if I could fit in there in the first place.
Oustanding! Simple, direct and effective. Perfect response for a perfect idiot. The only thing that would make that better is to be waiting around the lot in the afternoon to see his reaction (Priceless!)
Bravo.In 9 degree weather.
swmbo
Technically… No harm done.
Especially since the mysterious force of the universe which caused his valve stems to mysteriously unscrew themselves left them on the door handle. Imagine the odds against that happening!!
The force is, obviously, very thoughtful.
swmbo
An acquaintance of mine, a Viet Nam vet who lost both legs at the knees, carries a basin wrench in a sheath on his motorized chair. He can break the valve stem off in a wheel in a fraction of a second. He always tries for at least two.
Yes, he’s been given many tickets for “fixing” cars parked in handicap stalls by fully able drivers. So far he tells me he’s about seven thousand dollars ahead of his fines, all spontaneous donations from passers by.
Well, they guy didn’t know who till you told him on this site :-) My guess is that you must want him to know who and why.
Although it probably won’t chenge hime much.
Got to admit I’d do the same thing, although I would use a knife as it is quicker.
Keep it up.
paul: You assume he can read. I don’t
Once inside a garage dreary
While I pondered weak an weary
Over many a quaint and curious
action(s) of some driving bore.
Suddenly there came a hissing
not unlike some sphincter ppppppphpt-ing
pppppppht-ing out an oderous ode
Of dinner ate the night before
Yet with cat like stealth I hurry
continuing my mission clearly,
Clearly to seek my vengance
Vengance on that driving bore
Only, this and nothing more.
Broke the valve stems …left on the door.
With apologies to Poe, Og, but not to asshat motorists. Good on Ya Og!
You are correct in that thought, Og. And I do know better than making assumptions!
Got blocked in while working in a IRS field office once. There were no service parking spaces so I used an empty employee spot. Here comes the employee and blocks me in. I see him do this from a front window, he just walks to a back office without a word to anyone. I ask at the front desk if I can get out, she calls the guy and he says that he will move his car when he is ready and that he don’t give a shit about any service tech. I tell her thanks for the try and go out. Here comes the person in the spot beside me, grins at me, then gets in his car and backs out. I see my chance and squat down, pull the stems from the two tires away from the window and throw them across the lot. Get in my vehicle and wiggle out. Still don’t feel bad about that at all.
amazing.