Is a purulent, festering pustule on the scarlet-red hemmoroids of humanity. He is no more a conservative than Nancy Pelosi. He oughta be beaten senseless with his own disembodied legs for McCain Feingold, just for starts.

And on a tuesday in November, I’m gonna proudly go pull the lever and vote for him.

And here’s why: The Wrath of (mc)Caihn.

Pascal makes the point (and, I think, accurately so) that it’s screamers and the brutally uninformed who are getting mcCain the mileage he has. There aren’t enough of them to get him elected- it will be up to the conservative rank & file, most of which know what an insufferable ass mc Cain is.

And someday, this is going to dawn on the fucktard.

And when it does, when he realizes he can’t get elected, or it’s not going to be the clear victory he thinks, his infamous temper will get the best of him, and he’ll turn into a a vindictive, vicious monster, and he’ll do his best to destroy the entire republican party, making it impossible for a reasonable conservative to get elected for forty years. You’ve seen the guy, you know what I mean. The condescending nature, the fatuous comments… tell me I’m wrong.

SO we need to vote for him. And for a lot of reasons, besides the damned good ones Pascal enumerates. As Kim says:

in the end, I love my country more than I hate John McCain—and handing over the reins of power to the Left will, with absolute certainty, bring this country down

Bite your tongue, hold your nose if you have to- but vote.