SNL
is having trouble casting someone to be Barack. I’m confident theres hundreds of homeless retards out there just waiting around. a can of brown paint, some toothpicks behind the ears to prop them out….
your casting suggestions in comments
Wednesday 20 Feb 2008
Can of Krylon should do it.
Chris Rock, but he’d have to work on the voice.
Either that or a self motivation book, full of happy talk with no real substance. Kinda like cotton candy.
Alfred E. Neuman.
Every time I see that vacant-look toothy smile, I think that Barack al-Hussein Obama is thinking, “What, Me Worry?”
The dismal thing is that the reason he got so far is that he’s said, proposed, supported, and fought for absolutely nothing. And the more someone has experience and a track record to back his words, the worse he has done in the primaries.
The worst thing he can do to himself now is actually think. It would be like Milli Vanilli when they tried to actually sing.
heh. maybe we can get ross perot to do it?!
For realism, I suggest an empty (if nicely cut) suit containing an endless tape loop of “hope…change…hope…change”