It has come to my attention that Starved Rock state park is close at hand to the Buffalo Range in Ottawa, IL. There is camping with hookups, if you have such equipment, but there is also a lodge– including modern AND “frontier” cottages, and regular hotel rooms. (even the frontier cottages have bathrooms, some also have fireplaces)

This is some distance from shopping, of course, but there are some places closer than Chicago, such as Aurora which is around 43 miles away.

What say ye, evil minions?