fd&c Yellow #6 crapblogging
Had a big handful of black jellybeans yesterday, my favorite Easter food. Happy it only comes onece a year because it dyes your crap a startling green, which is a shocker fort the couple milliseconds before you realize what caused it.
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I love them so much that I go out and look for them at the after Easter Candy Sales, but I have yet to notice what color my crap is after eating them. If it is something you start doing when you hit 50, maybe I should get some practice as I’ve got less than 9 months to go.
hey! I’m not 50 yet!
My favorite candy (aside from chocolate) is (are?)licorice jelly beans, my favorite ice cream is also licorice. Both come out a very satisfying dark green. Subsequent emissions come out a lovely Kelly green followed by a near pastel.
Everyone should have colorful excretia from time to time, think of the fun a five year old would have. Beets come out an absolutely stunning magenta for my amusement.
Gerry N.
I just finished dropping off a lovely biscuit to fawn shaded payload if that’s any help.
Christmas 2006, a supplier sent a monster cookie to the office. And by monster I mean, think XL pizza size, 18″ diameter. With the entire top frosted, and then another layer of frosting over most of it in the center. So 2/3s of the “cookie,” had frosting over 1″ thick. Two normal sized cookie pieces of that, and the shade was a very strange shade of green. Almost freaky.
Heh.
I remember nearly shitting my own pants when I looked into my daughter’s diaper after her first encounter with fresh blueberries. Y’see, fresh blueberries will turn a baby’s poop black. Not dark brown or blue, freakin’ black.
I took one look at the tarry, black substance coating my sweet baby daughter’s ass, and immediately started thinking about all the heinous infections she could have that would cause black poop.
Then I remembered feeding her blueberries with her lunch, and nearly passed out from the massive adrenaline dump…
Ahh. What loverly breakfast conversation.
Dick: having never been a fan of Cuervo, what effect does that have on your emissions? Curious, because I intend to do some havy drinking this summer, and I might need to vary my intake based on the digestive effects.
None what so ever. Speaking of which, I intend to back down to a mere liter per day.
Pussy.
Yep, getting weak in my old age.