Whoa.
About a half hour ago I called Dick a pussy for cutting back on the Cuervo.
And I’m still alive.
This must be some kind of a record.
About a half hour ago I called Dick a pussy for cutting back on the Cuervo.
And I’m still alive.
This must be some kind of a record.
too funny!
You mean to say he’s killed you before when you’ve called him a pussy?
You like to live dangerously, doncha.
GFD
Not me, but I’m sure other people. One look at Dick would explain a lot of this. His shoulders are almost exactly twice as wide as his hips. Not a bear that stands poking well.
OTOH, he’s one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. So maybe he’ll only kill me a little.
so after you congratulated yourself for living, you decided you’d blog about it? men, bro. i just don’t get the way you think.
and btw, he loves the word pussy. throw in the word panties and he’ll be way to busy beating off to bother you. i know his raw, grungy soul. trust me.
So, you must have had a reason to rattle the cage……Or did you feel the need for speed?
Pussy, hell…
I’m just a prom dress and swanky pair of high heels away from chugging cock then wiping my chin with the nearest scrote.
Oh, and folks…
He’s exaggerating greatly about my size.
I’m 4’7″ tall, and weigh in right at about a buck forty-seven.
Not only that, I have flat feet, size three, a hairy back, and Kelly keeps my lifeless man-unit in the freezer (double wrapped to protect against burn, ya’know).
Honestly, the last time a gutless wonder such as myself walked the Earth, it was in the form of the small block Chevy 305 V8.
Man…Chevy 305? Don’t be so hard on yourself, you had me at prom dress!
Just in case anyone wonders, I’ve been around a lot of posers in my life, and I’ve also been around the real thing. Dick is the real thing, no matter what he says. And no matter what the midgets and the goat say. I certainly wouldn’t want to do anything to legitimately piss him off.
305 indeed.
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