Intellectual archaeology
Mrs D has a post here, where she talks a little about uncovering little hidden or not-well-known pieces of artwork- or maybe even good craftsmanship.
That notion headed me off in my own direction, thinking about engineering and art.
See, was a time when engineering and art were not disparate- in fact, they seemed to intertwine in ways we’d never imagine today.
When someone today talks about the design of a coffeepot, or a blender, or whatever, it just makes me giggle. Because I’ve seen this.

This is a corliss steam engine. It’s not even a pretty one- but the detail, if you look for it, is incredible.
This mass of iron and steel is manufactured with the loving care of people who were building- not just machines, but magical machines. The magic wasn’t in the nuts and bolts (but what nuts and bolts!!!) but in the fact that the horrible, backbreaking labor was being removed from the mass of the American populace and placed on the shoulders of capable machines. So the machines were made and tended with care, as they created something Americans had never had: Leisure. People who worked in factories run by steam were able to make a decent living and do more than just work, sleep, and eat.
The man who built this engine is a unique individual- George Corliss. This engine was built, at great expense, delivered, set up, and put into operation, for free.
George built such an efficient engine, that he was able to build them on spec, and he only collected the new owner’s savings in coal for a fixed period. he always came out ahead.
His crowning acheivement may well have been this engine

This was shown at the Centennial exhibition, and then moved to illinois where it powered the Pullman works for many years.
There isn’t a straight line on this big beast, and it’s because of the regard people had for machinery. All the graceful lines, the polished steel, the sheer majesty of the engine- it cost more to make pretty, and it cost more to turn and polish the steel, but people were proud of their work and every detail demonstrated this fact, over and over again.
Not too horrible many years later, steam engines like this one were common as dirt, and the magic was gone. The parts were forged and machined the minimum amount necesary. Efficiency of manufacture was more important than appearance and it showed. Still, there were a lot of little touches that told you people were still taking pride in their work, they were just harder to see.
These days, the artists in the engineering field are still there, but not on the surface. Open the cabinet on a machine too, or look at the inside of a lathe spinde, and you see those sublime little bits of art, that nobody else gets to see. Engineers/machine designers put those little things there like little easter eggs, for the next guy down the road to discover, and smile about. And it happens in every discipline- the elegance of a simple section of assembler code, the jewelling on the water table of a fine shotgun, the elegance of the casting on a cylinder head.
it’s a secret language that Engineers speak to one another. And in the natural world, after a while, you can see that God speaks that same language, in the clues he left in his own work.
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Reminds me of the difference between my 1929 vintage Colt Official Police and my Sig P-239.
The Colt is beautiful, with parts nicely done up even where they do not show.
The Sig is an example of “black box” technology. It’s functional, it’s efficient, but all of its parts are hidden away.
You’ll appreciate this.
http://www.oldthreshers.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=page.stationarysteam
Look at the fourth picture down on in the right column. That large steam engine is a former water pump. 18′ fly wheel. Beautiful specimen. Still runs.
I went to buy a little steam engine for the kids to play with and couldn’t find one anywhere. They are collector’s items now and I’m told parents don’t want their kids playing with toys that involve fire. Apparently they require adult supervision because kids can’t be trusted with stuff like that anymore. We used ours to run small pulleys and stuff and it taught us the basics of thinking mechanically. Learning was all kinds of fun. You cannot imagine the thrill of seeing bigger versions of our toys being used to do real work.
Dammit, I rebuilt my first car when I was 11 and I am as obsolete as that simplex god in the picture. There were still lots of those around when I was a kid too. They disappeared and somehow I was too busy with other things to notice the end of an era, really.
Don’t knock steam power. It worked well and still does, really. Same with pneumatics. I still remember our distrust of the new age electronics with their 4~20mA signals and fragile electronics. Back then you did trouble shooting and figured out the systems and made repairs. Today you swap out motherboards and electronics and any idiot can do that. We all thought we were going to be redeemed when the Y2K bug was going to destroy the world too.
I would like to think there is still a place for us and our machines outside the museum.
Petey,
They don’t even have a pic of their huge water-pumping Corliss engine, that was my favorite when we visited back in 2000. Speed was controlled by water pressure, higher pressure slowed it, lower speeded it up.
I’m more into antique gas engines, have built 2 scale models and am planning on at least two more. No electronics on those!
My grandad built a steam tractor from a piece of tubing that went under the road and a water pump from a larger steam engine. It had a full size whistle on it, but he wouldn’t blow it cause the boiler would lose all it pressure. We still have it I think, just can’t be used off the property as the boiler was never inspected as it was being built. Had steel wheels of an old manure spreader. Was a hoot to run. Man do I miss that old guy.
Up the steampunks!
The ugliest steam locomotive is better looking than the sleekest aircraft ever designed.
Now, take that Baltic freight loco, do a little work on shrouding, wheels, etc, and you have this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4-6-4
The Hudson. The Hudson could step out with a consist of 12-15 heavy Pullman cars, and hit better than 100 mph on water level routes like most of the Pennsy trackage between New Yawk and Chicago.
But that old freighter was just as beautiful, in the eye of those who wanted the work it could do, done.
I’ve touched a Hudson. Never seen one run, but Dad told me one used to go through Evansville at 100 mph ever night.
Have you seen the anime “Steamboy”? It’s pretty good. Visually pretty neat.
Trip hammers. Hit N’ Miss engines. Giant steam locos. These were the harbingers of the industrial age.
Hudsons may have been fast, but they aren’t the awe inspriring size of the UP “Big Boy”, one of the largest class locos built. Over 250 tons.Over 130ft long, Capable of 80MPH, with a tractive effort of 135K lbs. The last commercial run was in 1959..
HTRN, the Big Boy was a 4-8-8-4, IIRC. As such, it was really TWO locomotives under one boiler. Also, IIRC, it had a total of SIX cylinders, with an extra central cylinder under each engine. It may have also had tender-drive, smaller steam engines driving the axles of it’s “centipede” design heavy fuel and water tender.
That type of twin-engine locomotive is callet a Mallett. The two engines were suspended independently from the main frame, allowing the huge loco to stay on the rails in hard turns.
The Big Boy was a rocking great loco, but the one I love most is the Allegheny class (2-6-6-2) one of two exist at The Henry Ford in Dearborn Michigan- incidentally, where I courted and eventually married the Ogwife. The Alegheny class at The Henry Ford was driven into the building under it’s own steam, IIRC, and has been sitting there for these fifty years, awaiting a load of coal and a drink of water. There was another Allegheny class (actually a modified gheny, (2-6-6-6) that ended it’s days at the B&O rail museum. I think these are the largest examples (775,000 lbs)of their class ever to exist. The Big Boys, if I recall correctly, were 540,000 lbs. I think they had to articulate anything longer than 30 feet based on track curvature.
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The old airplanes were masterpieces of engineering, each motor hand built to specs. If you get a chance, the Smithsonian, Air and Space in DC, is worth a look. The old Russian spacecraft are unbelievable, hand carved ivory keys on the keyboard!
It’s not exactly a masterpiece, but I love her.