A well deserved fisking
IN response to the post below, a commenter calling himself
“A GM guy who knows what happens behind the scenes” refers to the comment by James burnette:
“Fakers, the lot of ‘em. I nearly got escorted off a car lot the other day by a self-righteous salesman who was annoyed that I wanted to know if he had a new Tahoe that was NOT a flex fuel vehicle. He blustered about the environment until I pointed out to him that the amount of gas it takes to produce enough ethanol to make using the corny stuff practical sort of negates the point of ethanol. He had no answer. He just told me maybe I’d find something better suited for me elsewhere. I agreed.”
First, sorry about your experience with the salesperson. He went about reading your intentions completely wrong and instead should’ve simply told you no, to have a good day, and grabbed himself another customer.
But I do have one question for you, if you don’t mind, that is.
What’s your problem with a vehicle can can run on multiple fuels as an option for no additional cost from your pocket?
Well, that would be Jame’s business, and NOT yours. WHatever it is, he’s the customer. GM does not get to dictate or question what he wants.
Do you even understand GM’s motives for pumping out these vehicles?
yes. That would be “to bee seen as appeasing fucktardss who actually believe Ethanol is a reasonable alternative fuel”
To me, the way in which you typed the comment anyway, you simply won’t tolerate any vehicle which is capable of being powered by an alternate fuel source.
Bingo! Why should ANYONE have something patently ignorant foisted upon them?
It also sounds to me like you were searching for reason not to buy, which makes me wonder why you even showed up on the lot in the first place.
No, it sounds to me like he didn’t want Flex fuel. Could it be that you’re projecting? Yeah, I thought so.
Now, nobody here at GM says ethanol is perfect, far from it as a matter of fact. We simply look at it as a viable bridge, while in the midst of ramping up the plug-ins; what we are betting on for the future.
Or, perhaps, as a way to convince the fucktards you “care”. Without actually doing anything useful or meaningful. There is NOTHING viable about ethanol/E85
We also consider ethanol a somewhat reasonable way to get some folks off foreign oil while we complete our next set of projects.
You’re horribly bad at math, aren’t you?
If you think this oil issue has an overnight, or even 5-10 year repair, you’re wrong, and dare I say, dangerously naive.
Actually, the only thing preventing the oil issue from having an overnight solution is the EPA, the Sierra club, the morons who prevent new wells from being drilled in the USA and new refineries built here.
What’s being done now is a multiple year project, with multiple possible outcomes, some of which haven’t even been considered yet and I can assure you that we have some of the brightest minds in the world working on them. Nobody on the entire planet, to include the Japanese, has the complete answer yet.
Um, wrong. Anyone with two active brain cells has the answer, and that is to drill for oil HERE and take the market back from the arabs.
The ethanol option is one way, and one way only, and there isn’t one person alive who thinks it’s the exact way. Nobody is requiring you to take it. It’s simply there for your convenience, and that’s all.
Um, no. It’s NOT “one way”. It’s failed tech. Period. Buying a car thus equipped is like buying a camera equipped to use MagicCubes. In ten years there will be no point.
I apologize for the long comment Og.
No problem. Don’t come here pretenting to know anything about this, for you do not, and its an insult to the fine people at GM and their products to suggest you know anything; you prove by everything you say that you do not.
More:
This is (as I suspected) a good friend and longtime commenter here. And I’m jerking his chain. Because it’s fun to poke big bears with sticks.
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Well then, I fisk you back!
“Well, that would be Jame’s business, and NOT yours. WHatever it is, he’s the customer. GM does not get to dictate or question what he wants.”
Actually, we do. You see, we’re GM. We have more employees than the US Postal Service, with nearly 32% of their efficiency.
“Bingo! Why should ANYONE have something patently ignorant foisted upon them?”
Ummm, Bingo! We’re GM? Ignorantly foisting is what we do, bucko!
“yes. That would be “to bee seen as appeasing fucktardss who actually believe Ethanol is a reasonable alternative fuel—
Fucktards are a mainstay here at GM. Just look at our union contracts, that should prove my point. Excuse me, have you met my union steward? Did you know I’m making 27.50 an hour as I type? Plus lifetime medical?
“No, it sounds to me like he didn’t want Flex fuel. Could it be that you’re projecting? Yeah, I thought so.”
Did you see the words, “Burger King” anywhere on our logo? Let’s just get this shit outta the way right now.
No, you can’t have it your way, so don’t bother asking.
“Or, perhaps, as a way to convince the fucktards you “careâ€. Without actually doing anything useful or meaningful. There is NOTHING viable about ethanol/E85”
What? You think that I’m going to publicly admit that we’re light years behind those dalmatian eating assholes?
Fat fucking chance.
“You’re horribly bad at math, aren’t you?”
$27.50 an hour for sitting on my ass reading blogs, and guaranteed medical until my grandkids’ grandkids die. Nope, I’m pretty sure I got it down.
“Actually, the only thing preventing the oil issue from having an overnight solution is the EPA, the Sierra club, the morons who prevent new wells from being drilled in the USA and new refineries built here.”
Now there’s something we can both agree on, besides my $27.50.
You fire the first shot, and in Union fashion, I’ll be right behind you.
“Um, wrong. Anyone with two active brain cells has the answer, and that is to drill for oil HERE and take the market back from the arabs.”
That’s Bush’s job. Please, feel free to drive one of our Flex-fuel vehicles up his ass over that one.
“Um, no. It’s NOT “one wayâ€. It’s failed tech. Period. Buying a car thus equipped is like buying a camera equipped to use MagicCubes. In ten years there will be no point.”
Considering I still have a Betamax, and 8 track, which I use regularly by the way, I take that personally, and it was just flat rude.
“No problem. Don’t come here pretenting to know anything about this, for you do not, and its an insult to the fine people at GM and their products to suggest you know anything; you prove by everything you say that you do not.”
Giggle.
Fucking Brilliant.
You must be some kind of a dick.
I think I’m gonna start calling you GM dick. As in Genetically Modified Dick.
Not to mention that some anonymous source in th’ head shed at GM has SAID that global warming us bunk, ethanol is a boondoggle, and they’re only catering to idiotic lemmings with this crap anyway. They have to sell cars, y’know?
Besides, those fucking fascist watermelon greens won’t STFU and go away. This way, maybe GM can get some peace.
(Never works. Da Doll c’n tell ’em that. They just want MOAR next round.)
More cowbell!
GFD
“Well, that would be Jame’s business, and NOT yours. WHatever it is, he’s the customer. GM does not get to dictate or question what he wants.”
This calls for a Pulp Fiction quote:
Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain’t seen no…
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn’t.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn’t see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: ‘Cause it ain’t there, ’cause storing dead niggers ain’t my fucking business, that’s why!
If GM were so concerned about fuel consumption and “the environment”, they would stop producing vehicles that have headlights on all the time, regardless of whether or not headlight use is actually needed. Thanks to their lead, we now have half (or more) of the cars on the road using fuel for unnecessary, wasteful illumination.
http://www.lightsout.org
Dick- ROFL!
Yeah, Ham, I got my brotherinlaw’s old van, which has the Canadian-mandated DRL’s. Battery wasters, mostly.
Og, that’s my point…Canada mandates them by law but there’s no such law here. The DRL’s are on GM products here because GM is lazy and doesn’t want to install/configure two different configurations for the North American market, then they market DRL’s as a “safety” feature of dubious value (ref the website I linked for details).
All my Mopars have Canadian equivalents, even the factory service manuals I have include the wiring diagrams about the systems. Chrysler somehow figured out how not to turn them on for the US market :-).
“What’s good for GM is good for America.” Not so much, I think, anymore.
General Motors is the devil!
LOL!
So, what’s good for General Motors is good for the economy.
And how IS the economy doing, by the way?
Heh!
Quod erat demonstratum.