Okay, you dimwits
if you actually follow the instructions on the air hand driers, rub your hands briskly, continue till the drier stops, it WILL dry your hands thoroughly.
Don’t grab the fucking door handle with your wet hands, creeps.
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I like the instructions I saw etched on a dryer once.
1. Press Button
2. Rub hands briskly under jet.
3. Wipe hands on pants.
Damn it, the comedy was ruined by bad HTML.
1) Push butt
on2 Rub hands briskly under
warmair3 Stops automatically
Ed: Fixed.
At first I thought I’d mention there was a positive side – that they had washed their hands at all. Then it occurred to me that perhaps that wasn’t the case at all……
They’re still a bad joke.
I prefer towels meself. I like to DRY my hands, and then use a towel to open the door- in a public place, anyway.
I prefer paper towels… they actually are more hygienic than the warm air.
Have you seen the new high-powered hand dryers? They literally BLAST the water off your hands.
Coming soon to a rest stop near you!
At least if their hands are wet, there’s a greater likelihood that they’re clean.
Would you prefer dry, unwashed hands? (Hell, if they pissed on their hands as Jeffro suggests, at least urine is normally sterile!)
Also, when in public bathrooms, I tend to push the door open with my shoulder or hip. Not using the hands at all avoids the entire issue.
With ya, Og and Sigi. If I have to pull the door open, I try to make sure I have a towel in my hand when I do.
If the door is a push door, I hit it with my arm or elbow.
Query: Would you characterize restrooms with inward-opening doors as poorly designed? (Obviously, space requirements sometimes don’t allow the alternative, but still.)
What amazes me is how much some of the cans in building smell like a ripe old out house. Never mind the rest.
I like the unidentifiable goo on the start button on those blowers.
Could looks like a cross between smeckus and maybe a little pus.
Paul, that puts me in mind of the gorgeous, relatively new facilities found in the Pennsylvania welcome center just inside the line on I-70 east.
Stinks like an old privy every time I walk in there.
I don’t get it. A little ventilation and some air freshener seems like all that would be required.