Yodeling lessons
For your edification
1: Develop severe atheletes foot, caught from a hotel shower or someplace equally distasteful
2: Fill plastic tub with extremely hot water, and a cup of bleach, the only known cure for extensive footrot
3: Insert feet in aforementioned tub. Let the Yodeling begin!
Next week: Jungle rot, bathtubs full of bleach, and Punjabi music.

Don’t forget to dab a good amount of bleach in the shoes.
I too have been afflicted with foot rot lately and I never used to get it before.
Bleach is caustic and while it will kill the fungus like a hot damn, it won’t do your skin any favours or help the healing of the skin tissue.
I use Tinactin cream and powder and it seems to work, but your mileage may vary.
The bleach is all that will fix it, then I use Gold bond to keep the rot from returning while the feet heal.
Bleach is for pansies.
Real men use hairspray and a Bic lighter.
Harvey — LOL! That get the lil fungi buggers out of their burrows, dunnit.
M
My Grandfather used to soak his feet in kerosine, then wash with soap, dry and dust with some kind of powder. I think if I had trouble with fungus the bleach might be the way to go. One of my childhood friends used to get poison ivy by just looking at it. His Mother would soak the offending parts in Clorox bleach. He did some fine yodeling during and after the treatment.
Feet and hands both readily absorb chemicals through the skin. Washing your hands with a solvent every day will lead to cirrhosis quicker than drinking a quart of Beam.
And not as much fun, right ?
swmbo