Neanderpundit

Sunday 27 Apr 2008

Giblet Gravy with rice

is NOT a good texture for a fart.

In fact, no texture is a good texture for a fart.

Fart and texture should probably be mutually exclusive.

This mostly is the result of some conflict with some Panda Express Orange CHicken, loaded with MSG.

on 27 Apr 2008 at 12:25 pm Jeffro

A tale of an electric fart that got away?
on 27 Apr 2008 at 1:01 pm Paul Boughton

My anal orfice lost the ability to tell the content before realease. Had the hit the head every 15 minutes or so. Real pain in the ass, so to speak
on 27 Apr 2008 at 9:14 pm Doug

Air biscuits are indeed best served sans gravy.

FWIW, biggest bang for the buck I’ve found is Costco dried apricots. Just one is enough to self-offend almost immediately.
on 27 Apr 2008 at 9:32 pm Elisson

That fast-food Chinese’ll kill ya.

On a separate topic, I understand you had knee surgery while I was away. Hope you have a speedy recovery so you can be up kicking ass and taking names in no time.