Michelle must have his stones in a babyfood jar.
How else would you account for the fact that Obama hasn’t ever strayed? And you KNOW he hasn’t, because Billary would have found it and dragged it out. or maybe she has, and she’s waiting to see if he gets the nod, and intends to sell that info to McCain for a player to be disclosed at a later date.
me, I’m inclined to belive that she allowed him to use his testes to procreate, she then took them and keeps them just in case she needs to squeeze them. Which is probably often. yep, this is the guy we need in the oval office.

Do you suppose she’s got the spares, too?
That puke has gotten his dick wet somewhere else. The question is when and where.
Hillary lost that card before she ever got off the starting blocks. Her own husband is a faithless cheating piece of crap, and for her to try and make miles on Obama for doing the same would just make all the democrats look bad.
Or maybe he’s just not a philanderer?
I mean, it does happen now and then.
Ha ha ha ha ha! You’re the second person I’ve read musing over this issue…of where BO’s stones might have gone. I forget the mag, but some glossy in NYC did a surprisingly insightful article on this topic last month. It wasn’t directly on the topic of BO’s stones. But it was generally about who wears the pants in that relationship, figuratively speaking…I think.
BTW, Og, my blog has moved. For explanation, you can go to the old one for the farewell post. But if you don’t want/need explanation, you can now find me at the site attached to this comment. I’ve already moved you over to my new blogroll.
yep, just havent updated the link yet.
I used to think that nothing could be more grating than the voice of Hillary Clinton. Then, I heard Michelle Obama speak. That whiny screech is enough to emasculate all by itself…
I think you’ve on to something, then again, there was a recent discussion somewhere in the blogosphere about Obama playing for both teams…
OTOH, the thought of stones in a jar makes me recall some old Sam Kinison routines. I’ll bet ol’ Sam (RIP) would be having a field day with this election.