Woke up this morning and made myself a bowl of cereal.

Well, it was chex mix. It had some cereal in it.

And I didn’t use milk, as the last of it had gone sour. I used coffee creamer. And a little bacon and orange juice, part of your nutritious breakfast.

I forgot to feed the dog late last night so I let him chew on a pringles can until I could find the dog food scoop.

I’ll be very happy when the Ogwife returns from Canada. I’m just not bachelor material.