Velociman talks about the array of jobs he’s held; yeah, I’ve held a lot of jobs too. Some not so pretty. I’ve been at the current gig for 13 years, but before that I did such things as:
(in no particular order)

(counting only jobs I held for more than a continuous month)

Scheise slinger, covering horse, mule, chicken, and cow.

Lawnmower

Bicycle repairman (Look! It’s Bicycle repairman!)

Lumberjack (and yes, I’m OK)

Building supplies sales

building supply delivery, truck driver.

Bulldozer operator

Crane operator, both stationary and mobile

Heavy equipment field service

Priting sales

Carpenter

Carpetlayer

Joiner

apprentice cabinetmaker, apprenticeship never finished

Apprentice machinist, journeyman machinist
Apprentice electrician, journeyman electrician

Auto mechanic- stayed just long enough to get my ASE certifications

Engineer

Cad designer

Machine tool programmer

Robot programmer

Robotics technician

applications engineer

Manager for advertising agency

DJ at local alternative radio station

stringer for local newspaper

freelance writer for local sporting magazines.

I’ve done a LOT of other things, and many of them for longer than a month, but not contiguously.

Some of these jobs are subsets of other jobs; when i was doing my apprenticeships at Inland, for instance, I did everything from small engine repair to machining special refractory blocks for blast furnaces.

There’s not anbything I can’t fix, or at least get going well enough to be useful, the folks I envy are the Robs and the Kims, the folks who have made a living(of sorts) playing/singing music. I wish I had that in my resume.