Packed up my doctor
And shipped him off to southern Illinois.
Had to hump a lot of his stuff up and down stairs, tripped and twisted an ankle on the ramp of the moving van, helped him drag a fishtank the size of a coffin up a flight of atairs and into a moving van.
Shame to see him go. We had developed a good relationship, beyond doctor and patient, he had become a good friend. A series of bad business decisions and personal problems have made him have to leave the area to avoid a business covenant. He’s a board certified internist, knows more about the human body and how it works than I know about machines, and that’s saying something.
Anyway, broke, tired, and beaten, he drove off for parts uinknown about an hour ago. I filled up his moving van with gas so he could at least get halfway, I think he has enough scratch to fill the tank up one more time. Hope that gets him to his new life.
Damn. Now I have to find a new doctor. Again.

That sucks. A good doctor is like a good spouse, except your doctor’s not supposed to sleep with you. But building that trust is no joke. Good luck finding a new one.
And thank you, btw, for sending your legion over to Burnettiquette over the weekend. It was a blast. I loved having some stronger voices in the comments section. Who was that John guy who came over asking about you, calling names?
Oh, hell, James, I got loads of trolls. You want some? Actually, you’ll get some soon regardless. And always happy to help, give me some warning next time and I’ll really get things going.
Wait … what!?!?!?!? He did NOT!??
Ima kick his ass!