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Y’all lissenup:
In the People’s Republic of Illinois, there’s this blow dried governor named Rod Blagojevich. It’s pronounced Bla Goya vitch.
This man is a born politician in the vein of Bill bastard Clinton, only this man makes Clinton look a choirboy.
He has very specific presidential aspirations.
He is glib, interviews well, has a great line and a great sense of humor. Watch what happens to him in upcoming months, mark my words. There is an interesting scandal brewing
And all of that will not make one iota’s bit of difference to anyone, he will be running for the presidency of the United States despite, or perhaps because, of the scandal he’s heading into. Do not listen. Do not be taken in. Do not be fooled. Do not, under any circumstance, look into his eyes.
Dude, a scandal’s been brewing ever since he had state cops as his freaking personal bodyguards. You know, because the Croatians and Albanians are going to stage an uprising in Illinois. Dumbass.
(And I’m at least a quarter Croatian myself, so don’t no one get all bent that I’m making fun of them.)
This is WAAAAAAAY bigger than that, broad.
I’m sure. But comparing him to Clinton? That’s a stretch; Rowdy Rod isn’t nearly as classy as Clinton. He’ll never make it out of Illinois.
Don’t be so sure. He has the Illinois machine behind him, and one daley has already elected a president.