is the name of a little place in Lisle I like to go, but only maybe once a year.

The reason is, they make gyros.

Not just gyros, but deep fried gyros. Yep, the peel the meat off that doner kebab, and run it through the deep fryer for a couple seconds, just enough to sizzle the edges crisp. And the deep fryer takes on the taint of the gyros meat, so they have two fryers, one for fries only, and the other for everything else.

So about once a year I stop in and get a fried gyros sandwich, with dirty fries. Dirty fries are fries that have been fried with the gyros grease.

They have little pieces of gyros crispy fried stuff sticking to them.

They;’re as crisp themselves as sticks.

I could actually feel my arteries hardening. But once in a while, dammit, it’s worth it.