Blue cheese omelette
sounds like a great idea, dunnit?
Then the first bite sort of tastes like.. well, like an unwashed innie.
A couple bites in, though, if you like Blue, it’s gorgeous.
Need to throw in some thin flakes of rare steak, I think, for it to be perfect.

Good steak helps everything!
blue cheese omelette+steak-eggs=perfect
Oh, hell, you GOTTA have the eggs. What else will drive the farts?
Blue cheese in an omelette? Inspired, dude.
Even if the first bites do taste like navel lint. ‘Cuz navel lint connoisseurs need food, too.