sonic boom crapblogging
I just farted so hard it made my sphincter hurt. I think the delicate tissues in my nether regions were adversely affected by the velocity of the escaping gas.
Hot wings for dinner last night didna’ help much neither.
Thursday 03 Jul 2008
Nothing worse than thinking you’re gonna break wind, but instead draw mud. Sounds like it was a nice one.
Have I mentioned how much I love Texas?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,375601,00.html
Rambo- They drew 1st mud!
I had one the other night in bed that actually set my cheeks flapping. I could feel my intestines depressurizing. And it made its own applause.
We used to blow our horns with such force in marching band it made our lips numb and tingly.
As I got older and discovered beer, broccoli-gruyere soup, spicy food and homemade beef jerky, I also discovered that your farts will increase in strength and velocity to produce a similar effect in your nether orifice.
Similar story here: Pucker Up And Blow
The older I get the less I can trust my farts.
I try to be considerate around Mr. Mo and not let loose in the “fart sack”. I’m sure he appreciates it.
He only hears me from time to time when I’m in the kitchen while he’s in his office.