Why is it that the cat can stay out all damned night and mroooooows loudly to be let in first thing in the AM….

….only to run to the litterbox to do his odiferous business indoors?

I mean really. With one crapper in the house I often have to water a tree because the wife or daughter are in the can. Why can’t the cat whiz or poo outdoors? Isn’t as if there’s no dirt, or sand.