Well, if you fuck up hamburger after hamburger day in and day out, you get fired. If your students graduate without being able to read, do math, or form a coherent thought, you get a three month paid vacation!

(Yes, I know all about how teachers get paid, yadda yadda. And if you are offended by this, it is aimed directly at YOU. if you are a teacher and this doesn’t bother you in the least, you may be one of the rare decent ones) (or you could be a moron, I can’t tell over the internet)