Two, two, two events in one!

Huge crowds show up just to see Presumptive World Leader Iraq Hussein Obama.

Or maybe just a rock concert.

All 200,000 germans, I imagine, were wandering around yelling “Geck! Wo ist mein Auto?” and then the Obamessiah showed up. ‘wer ist das schweinhund?” “Ich weiß nicht. Tat glücklich, bevor sie anfangen zu schießen!”