If you
are tooling along down the highway, and you hear horns, and you look around, and find everyone passing you like you’re standing still, the reason they are honking their horns is YOU.
Try to find the accelerator. It’s usually the long skinny pedal on the right. The prevailing trafic on northbound I 355 is travelling at 75 mph. The speed limit is 55 mph. You’re doing 32.
If I’d known you were going to meet my mother today, I’d have asked you to wave.
I’ll remember next time. There’s always a next time.
LabRat, I asume you want Og to use all his fingers when he waves.
I had one of those Spinal Bifida mother-F*ckers in front of me this morning.
You know the ones who have to lay their heads down to look at the center of the hood.
He was going about 45 in a 60MPH zone in the middle of San Antonio I-35N and taking up a lane and a half because he couldn’t stay in his lane.
If I had a non-emergency nuber, I would have called the cops.