Greetings from the frozen north!
lake huron makes your nads shiver their way back up the inguinal canal to your throat.
once you become accustomed it’s great. my ginormous scrote shrinks down to normal human size. makes mr happy look huge by comparison. not that I’ve spent too much time looking in the mirror or anything.

“Inguinal canal”??
How and why do you know this stuff??!!
its a curse slash trust me.
Well, I hope that you are enjoying yourself. I sure could use a bit of the frozen north right now. Triple digits all week here.