perforated ulcer crapblogging
three days now, tarry black stools. seen this before and I don’t like it one bit.
internal bleeding? hell no. four pounds of licorice allsorts. the shit is as black as cerberus’ asshole and the farts are epic. probably gonna make me sleep outside the cottage tonight. s’no problem, weather’s fine.
Four pounds? “When the container’s empty, that’s one serving,” eh?
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Pictures!!!!!
I want pictures!
‘s whatcha get for eating licorice.
Funny, licorice always turns my shit green.
If you want a real scare, eat too much red velvet cake.
Now, there’s a good simile for ya…literate, too!
How in the world did you manage to cram FOUR pounds of licorice pass that thimble stomach of yours? Liquorfy it? :)
Make smoothies from satsuma plums. You’ll consume much fewer calories in achieving your desired “end” result. :rollseyes:
all about patience. only get allsorts once a year.