August surprise
Will Obamateur wrap up the presidency and give Billary the nod? The earth holds it’s breath in anticipation.
In other news, anyone who sens me their sooper sekrit cellphone number will get a fabulous text message (With pictures!) the next time I take a bright green licorice dump.
OK, no. I don’t dislike anyone that much.

You already have mine, so I expect good pics,.
You have mine, too.
I feel left out.
Bright green licorice dump? How do you know? It could be lime, couldn’t it? Okay, I’ve just grossed myself out. Never mind.
“the next time I take a bright green licorice dump.”
Have you ever thought of getting a job supplying these people with material? They could have a green package for people from PETA, Greenpeace, etc.
Oh, and Obama’s not suicidal. Giving Hillary the VP slot would be just as good as signing his own death warrant. Not that she hasn’t already arraigned that one.