I am getting PING spam! I have some asshat advertising prada knockoff handbags through trackback pings! Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, folks, will these fuckmonkeys ever stop?

Is there anything in a mind tiny enough to do this that understands that people coming to my site probably will NOT want a cheap knockoff Prada bag?

No, I think some edumaction is in order. Perhaps a few Ruth Buzzi style whacks to the head with a cheap bag full of bricks, maybe a little genital Electro-Shock therapy. Fuckers.

Update: found and deleted. guess I have to go back and close my pings off too. What dipwads.