before we get all fanboi
over this new (and relative unknown) Veep choice, let’s take a few minutes to examine her credentials.
She’s…
Oh, damn, I just found a picture of her sitting on a couch next to a grizzly. Look at those legs.
Fuckit, let’s take a moment to examine those legs.
Damn, I bet those are as long as Tam’s.
What was I saying? Oh, yeah, Vote McCain!!
You men. So shallow. If she showed her tits, she’d have every guy’s vote in the country.
That giant crab on the table in the picture gives me the creeps.
I’ll bet She killed that bear herself, with her bare hands. The crab, well, I dunno :)
Kelly — actually, I don’t want to see Her tits. I want to see Her in action as President of the Senate. And that would be best done dressed, I think :)
As for the legs. Oh my God.
Never a doubt in my mind. McCain was and is the one for me. The other choice was never contemplated.
He did what I had thought, get a woman. I think his first choice was Condi and she wanted to do something else.
Pox on the inexperience thing. She is the VICE president, not the president.
I’m not shallow!
Legs!!!!!!!
Boobies!!!!!!!!!
Well, the Other Side brags about Obama’s supposed good looks making women swoon (to me, he’s one goofy looking person, Alfred E. Neuman on a crash diet, but I’ve always wondered what women see in some guys), so now we have a woman who not only has a lot of things in common with what a lot of people who usually vote Republican have, she’s cute, too. Like in a Dawn Wells sort of way.
No, Kelly, you have it all wrong. Men aren’t like that. We really aren’t.
She’d have to promise to show them to us if she won in order to get our votes. If she showed them to us now, where’s our incentive?
Obviously, men aren’t nearly as bad as you think….