factlet of the day
Sarah Palin has to wear glasses so the natural beauty of her eyes doesn’t turn men to stone.
Not the whole man, mind you. Just the wiener.
Sarah Palin has to wear glasses so the natural beauty of her eyes doesn’t turn men to stone.
Not the whole man, mind you. Just the wiener.
She’s the VPILF, for sure.
Heh, he said wiener. Haven’t heard that one since second grade.
Well, for some of us more, ahem, mature types, the glasses tend to increase the stone-conversion effect.
“Boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses?” What tripe.