Neanderpundit

Friday 19 Sep 2008

Ever drop a load

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12 Responses to “Ever drop a load”

1. on 19 Sep 2008 at 8:02 pm   Jeffro
   
   

   When that doesn’t happen to me, I fervently hope that it didn’t smell that bad when I ate it.

2. on 19 Sep 2008 at 8:46 pm   PaulB
   
   

   I cracked one off the other day that sent two young men running from the room with watering eyes. Moving my daughter to college and felt I needed a StarBucks which makes some really nausous gas in my gut. Who knew milk could smell that bad.

3. on 20 Sep 2008 at 1:23 am   OrangeNeckInNY
   
   

   I get that when I eat too much red meat the night before, esp. if it’s grilled and blackened. However, if I eat a ton of veggies with it, then it’s not so bad.

4. on 20 Sep 2008 at 7:11 am   Ted
   
   

   I’ve dropped stuff that smelt in that particular way that convinced me that it’s not possible that I’m still healthy, but no, never needed a pathologist…

5. on 20 Sep 2008 at 7:35 am   Dick
   
   

   I’ve had to quickly scan the obituaries for my own name after a few of the kids were dropped off at the pool.
   Kelly just looks at me funny… with her face all wrinkled up in disgust.

6. on 20 Sep 2008 at 8:49 am   og
   
   

   I just thought “forensic proctologist” was brilliant.

7. on 20 Sep 2008 at 8:59 am   Rivrdog
   
   

   …and of course, you stole that defense from OJ Simpson.

8. on 20 Sep 2008 at 12:16 pm   JihadGene
   
   

   My best work is after ingesting some Korean Cuisine.

9. on 20 Sep 2008 at 2:23 pm   Slash
   
   

   “Forensic Proctologist” *is* brilliant and I’m adding it to my vocabulary, but I have never felt the need for one.

   However, one day I was in a stall at work and had the men’s room all to myself. I was right in the middle of a day-changing bowel movement (it turns a so-so day into a great day) when I heard someone else come through the bathroom door and immediately start gagging. I was really trying to keep from laughing out loud when I then heard a can of aerosol deodorizer being sprayed in the air over my stall.

   Some people have NO sense of humor.

10. on 21 Sep 2008 at 2:31 pm   Rey B
    
    

    Worse yet are the ones that arrive “undead” requiring the presence of a packet of salt and a vial of holy water to get them to flush…not that I would know anything about that of course. But the Forensic Pathologist was one of the great Ogdoms of all time.

11. on 21 Sep 2008 at 2:32 pm   Rey B
    
    

    Proctologist not Pathologist!

12. on 23 Sep 2008 at 2:57 pm   Libsarenavelint
    
    

    There’s nothin’ like taking a massive man-sized power dump that EVERYBODY in the building can enjoy!!!

    I’ve dropped some loads that had eyes and that I’ve taken a photo of for posterity.

    Wanna see?

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