weddings
are an interesting source of amusement for one who does not drink.
mephew married into a family of outrageously overendowed women. spent most of the evening lost in mental calculation- was the bride on the inside of that dress, trying to wriggle her way out, or on the outside, trying to wriggle her way in? I have not reached a conclusion. Alas, no further research will be possible.,
This post is worthless without pictures.
God bless those girls, and Dow Corning, for bringing the playing field into a level state.
Maybe if you had better manners you might get a second chance on that calulation. :-)
I would not be able to contain the drool, so I would not get a second chance either.
my manners are more than impeccable where women are concerned.
Never would have thought you capable of anything less, but you must have done something or there would be a second chance. Unless they are the outlaw kind of relations you only see at funerals and weddings? Seems I have 30 or 40 of those my self.
Not to pry :-)
The liklihood of catching the bride in her wedding dress again soon is slim. Please try and keep up.