Comment spammers: Assclowns of Evil!
Just spent a COUPLE OF HOURS deleting PING SPAM of all things!
Who in fuck thinks that someone will click on the FUCKING TRACKBACKS in MY PATHETIC LITTLE BLOG and GO PLAY AT SOME ONLINE CASINO? You fucknuggets are GONNA GET YOURS. This is flat out theft of service, advertising and not paying for the ad placement. So: I propose, if laws preventing comment and ping spam are not enacted VERY FUCKING SOON, we deal with the comment/ping spammers in the following manner.
30 grit sandpaper and a Ryobi vibratory pad sander will be used to unsheath every nerve ending in the skin, so that the subject may enjoy the bath of alternating vinegar, lemon juice, and caustic urine. When the sensation begins to dull, switch to gasoline and ignite, but immediately extinguish. Clamp vise-grips to each fingernail, hook bungee cords to the vice-grips, and let the subject bungee jump over an alligator infested pool. Rub Vicks Vaporub on the subject’s scrotum, and wash off with lighter fluid. Duct tape a starving rodent to the subject’s genitalia. Hobble subject with sledge and 4×4 a la Misery. Place subject in 24″ vertical pipe being towed behind a semi, and slowly abrade subject, feetfirst, until only the torso remains. Keep subject alive and aware with IV administered fluids and drugs. Pay syphilitic derelicts to jerk off into the IV bags. When subject is reduced to a mere torso with arms, place in plastic garbage bag weighted with rocks and throw into a sewage treatment tank.
Can you tell I’m pissed?
I’ve been thinking along the lines of execution by propane torch and a wire brush.
I prefer the old fashioned way.
Stake and tie them to the ground above the back door to a wolverine’s den. Start a fire at the main entrance of said wolverine’s den and plume the smoke into that entrance.
Guess who gets dug through so that the wolverine can make his escape?
Guess who is still alive when the bears and coyotes come?
You’re far too kind, og…
marry ’em to Hillary.
Again, Ogger, I have to tell you, you’re being a little obtuse here. You need to be more specific.
(runs out of room dodging shoe getting chucked in her general direction)