Neanderpundit

Monday 29 Sep 2008

I just sneezed so damned hard

some of it landed on my back. WTF? Did it orbit the earth and get behind me? Did it bounce off my monitor?

I need sleep. Damn.

on 29 Sep 2008 at 11:17 pm Morenuancedthanyou

Check the wall behind you for curious indentations.
on 30 Sep 2008 at 12:00 am Robert

Richochets, maybe?
on 30 Sep 2008 at 3:35 am Aaron Neal

Maybe it was enough of a sneeze to break the laws of physics.

If anybody’s bodily functions could do that, I think it would be Og’s.
on 01 Oct 2008 at 2:39 pm brad_in_ma

Og,

For headcold relief and sleep, I offer the following three-ingredient “tonic” . . .
* 2 extra-strength tylenol
* 2 tabs of benadryl
Chase with
* 4 oz Manischewitz Concord Grape Kosher
wine

If nothing else, you’ll get some deep sleep.