who you’re reading while Og’s out playing around with monkey shit.

Ten quick facts about me.

1. Porn movies… Yep, I was in one.

2. Mrs. Benning’s School for Wayward Boys. I graduated with high honors.

3. Mt. Rainier. Climbed the face.

4. Mount. St. Helens. Watched it blow out from a Huey UH-1.

5. Tequila. I drink mine black, straight, room temperature, no salt, lime, ice, or other bullshit. Three to four fingers in a sitting.

6. Married. To another blogger who’s a molecular biologist.

7. Contract. Had one on my head. Apparently that shit didn’t work out real well.
8. Novelist. Yep, published no less.

9. House. 60+ years old. When I moved in, the first thing I did was gut the place. It’s being rebuilt from scratch, by me alone.

10. The sight of a hairy ass has never done a damn thing for me.