So let’s make a short list of the positives if the Messiah wins.
1. Gun Control- Yep, for all you folks out there who lawfully own AK’s and AR-15’s, I’m thinking this would be a pretty good time to invest in some wide diameter pvc pipe, dessicate, and some quality shovels. Come on… You clowns really don’t believe the NRA and a few good congresscritters are gonna stop this group, do you? If you do buy into that belief, you don’t need to be packing heat to begin with.
2. Freedom of Speech- Might as well hang that shit up now. Criticism of the Chosen One? Umm, guys? Kristallnacht anyone?
3. Taxes- Taxes? Really? I got news for you boys and girls. Massive tax increases will be the very least of your problems.
And while I can still get away with doing it, FUCK YOU OBAMA.
A Tax Plan?:
How much can they withhold if I list 300 million as the number of exemptions on my W-4?
4. Having an easy way to identify a racist.
“Did you vote for President Obama?”
5. The end of pictures morphing between the President and a chimipanzee.
6. An explosion of children given names beginning with “O”, which is easy for me to type with the ring finger of the right hand.
“Live Free Or Die.”
I, for one, am seriously thinking about doing a 1099 for myself at the end of the year and not paying it, as long as Obama is President. If all 150 million of us Conservative-types all refuse to pay into his socialist programs, is he going to throw all of us in jail?
Peaceful resistance can easily turn into quite the opposite. Does Obama really think he can rounds us all up? And does he think our military is going to listen to a guy who’s done nothing but shit on them?
It’s sick. There’s a Facebook application where you can add “Hussein” to your name in your profile, so your name shows up as “XXXX Hussein XXXXX” I swear people are fucking idiots.
4. Politicians in Washington will now be running the country’s medical system. Remember that great job they did with the mortgage loan system?
7. Huge increases in sales of a new drug named “Fukitol.” The most popular dose is 250,000 mg.