Alright. Line up for an asswhipping.
Y’all let the goddamned country go to hell in a handbasket while I was gone. You have an asswhipping coming, and I’m you’re huckleberry.
On the third hand, gas has gone down by about 1/4, so maybe I’ll hold off.
If Alfred E dorkchop gets elected the asswhippings are on.

Glad to have you back, Og.
Glad your back dude. How much did you reduce the endangered species (not) by?
Hey, I early voted and Urkel was NOT my choice.
I did vote against my congresscritters who voted for the Mother Of All Bailouts, though (as I told them I would do before the vote). Libertarian, not Democrat, so don’t kill me please.