JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MARMITE!!!
Damned fools managed to addict me to Marmite while I was in Africa, and now I’m jonesing for it like nobody’s business. And you just don’t go to Jewel and buy it, either. Sonsabitches. Have to go deal with the fucking hippies at Whole Foods.
Update: Ahhhh. Marmite.
I had to hold my breath the whole time, bathing and covering themself in yuppie stink did zero to help the hippies, it just makes them more revolting.
But I now have a tiny jarful of loverly, bitter nasty protein saltiness. Yum!
Brewer’s yeast? Akkk!!! If I were addicted to that stuff I’d spend all of my waking hours sitting on the porcelain convenience.
That said, you should be able to propagate your own version without too much trouble. Or I could send you the sludge that’s left over from my last batch of home brew.
You can buy it at Cost Plus “World Market”. But it will cost you. Your will to live might decrease by 3-4% due to some sort of yuppie/hippie radiation that emanates from the store and staff.
You could buy it from Amazon. That way you won’t have to deal with any hippies.
Get yourself some Bovril thats a better
salty hit with beef protein.
Spread it on toast or as a hot drink
Ugh. That’s the shit I dump down the toilet when I brew beer.
Can’t imagine eating it on purpose.
Make some friends in Jolly Olde. That’s how I get mine. Lovely 250 gramme jars 3 and four at a time. Yes, I hoard the stuff. And to rub it in , I get it free, they think its amusing that they got a Colonial hooked. Its best on thin, dry crackers such as small water biscuits or table water biscuits, although soda crackers or dry toast will do in a pinch. I even got a jar of Guinness Special Marmite-Limited Edition. A bit yeastier.
That Aussie crap, Vegemite, is not nearly as good, as some fools will undoubtedly try to tell you.
Gerry N.
Gerry N.
They fucking discontinued Vegemite anyway, so there’s really no way to get it in the not-so-distant future. When existing stockpiles are depleted, they’ll be gone.
I just ordered some Marmite from Amazon. Thanks for the tip on where to get the stuff. I’m drooling just thinking about how good it’s going to taste on wheat toast.
Ok, Mr. Ignorance here…
What the heck is Marmite?